I love the way that dogs are often far more attentive than their owners...
The pigeons were all huddled against the wall in order to avoid the Force 9 which was threatening to blow them to Manchester.
The strange multi-coloured "things" are Lambananas - a mutant hybrid formed when domestic livestock gets too friendly with tropical fruit. I wonder how much some random Marketing person was paid to come up with that brilliant idea? They make great props for photography, though, as people love to pose by them.